17) Tag Team Wrestling - If the only good thing to come out of your game is a name that gets used years later, you've made a bad game.
16) M.U.S.C.L.E. - I still get mad when I think of this game. Let's move on.
15) Karate Champ - Got your nose!
14) Urban Champion - Punch someone a couple of times. Keep punching. Repeat until bored.
13) Chubby Cherub - Coincidentally, "fat angels eating food and running away from dogs" was what I saw last time I mixed medications.
12) Ninja Kid - A great idea squandered by poor execution.
11) Gumshoe - Nintendo rethought what the Zapper could do, and it ALMOST worked.
10) Balloon Fight - A Joust clone with a few good ideas added in.
9) Mario Bros. - Not polished enough and too dull to enjoy.
8) Popeye - Interesting but dull.
7) Donkey Kong 3 - Yes, it's polished. Yes, it looks great. However, yes, it's hard to play and not fun.
6) Commando - A varied shooter with some major technical problems that hold it back from greatness.
5) 1942 - Fun, but repetitive.
4) Donkey Kong - Almost a perfect arcade port. Almost.
3) Ghosts'n Goblins - Incredibly hard and incredibly fun.
2) Gradius - PEW PEW PEW
1) Donkey Kong Jr. - A perfect arcade port of a great game.
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